| Insult | Posted |
|---|
| It was the happiest day of her life. She strode up to the altar, kissed her husband and closed the lid. | 2008-04-13 |
| He had delusions of adequacy. | 2007-05-20 |
| God was bored by him. | 2007-05-20 |
| Failure has gone to his head. | 2007-05-20 |
| Debating against him is no fun. Say something insulting and he looks at you like a whipped dog. | 2007-05-20 |
| Being attacked by him is like being savaged by a dead sheep. | 2007-05-20 |
| A dork is a dork is a dork. | 2007-05-20 |
| He would stab his best friend for the sake of writing an epigram on his tombstone. | 2007-05-20 |
| He was trying to save both his faces. | 2007-05-20 |
| He's so narrow minded that if he fell on a pin it would blind him in both eyes. | 2007-05-20 |
| He's so narrow minded that he could see through a key whole with both eyes. | 2007-05-20 |
| He's so crooked you could use his spine for a safety pin. | 2007-05-20 |
| He's one of those men who possess nearly every gift except the gift of the power to use them. | 2007-05-20 |
| He was one of the nicest old ladies I ever met. | 2007-05-20 |
| In order to avoid being called a flirt she always yielded easily. | 2007-05-20 |
