| Pick-up Line | Posted |
|---|
| My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in. | 2007-05-28 |
| Did you fart? Because you blew me away! | 2007-05-28 |
| Are your parents retarded? Because you sure are special. | 2007-05-28 |
| Do you have a library card? Because I'd sure like to check you out. | 2007-05-28 |
| Do you have a mirror in your pants? Because I think I can see myself in them. | 2007-05-28 |
| If you were a tree and I was a squirrel, I'd store my nuts in your hole. | 2007-05-28 |
| You might not be the best looking girl in here, but beauty is only a light switch away. | 2007-05-28 |
| I know I'm not Fred Flinstone but I bet I could make your bed rock! | 2007-05-28 |
| I can't find my puppy! Can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room! | 2007-05-28 |
| If you're going to regret this in the morning we can sleep until the afternoon. | 2007-05-28 |
| Your face is like a wrench. Every time I think about it my nuts tighten up. | 2007-05-28 |
Man: Fat Penquin!
Woman: What?
Man: I just wanted to say something that would break the ice. | 2007-05-28 |
| Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner. | 2007-05-28 |
| Nice shoes. Wanna' fuck? | 2007-05-28 |
| You know, you have the prettiest set of teeth I've ever dreamed of coming across. | 2007-05-28 |
