 | Brilliant! They should have these in bathrooms at all bars! |
 | I'd like to be a fly on the wall at one of these meetings! |
 | I've never been more jealous of a kid than I am now. |
 | A good resume and strong interview skills are a must for employment! |
 | With these, the party really is in your pants! |
 | Some people buy things to compensate for personal shortcomings. |
 | A sure fire way to tell if the party girl is going to put out. |