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| It was the happiest day of her life. She strode up to the altar, kissed her husband and closed the lid. | 04/13/2008
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| You're a mouse studying to be a rat. | 05/20/2007
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| She's so skanky she was born with her legs apart. | 05/20/2007
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| Her idea of fidelity is not having more than one man in bed at the same time. | 05/20/2007
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| The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. | 05/20/2007
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| Where others have hearts he carries a tumor of rotten principles. | 05/20/2007
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| Some cause happiness where ever they go; others by whenever they go. | 05/20/2007
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| Some folks are wise and some are otherwise. | 05/20/2007
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| Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee later than others. | 05/20/2007
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| Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. | 05/20/2007
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