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| Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no. | 11/06/2008
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| Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'. | 11/06/2008
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| I'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be. | 11/06/2008
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| Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say... "I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet." | 11/06/2008
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| Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot? | 11/06/2008
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| Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? | 11/06/2008
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| Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle. | 11/06/2008
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| Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend. | 11/06/2008
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| I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons. | 11/06/2008
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| Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date? | 11/06/2008
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