| Title | Description | Type |
|---|
| Numb Nuts | He may have attended Harvard, but how were his grades!? | Picture |
| US Healthcare | An important message from the President... | Picture |
| The White House | Staffed by people who can't even do a secretary's job. | Picture |
| Oscar Award | From the Nobel Peace Prize to the Oscar for Best Actor! | Picture |
| GEICO | The money you could have saved if... | Picture |
| Presidential Paper | WARNING: It may irritate your ass! | Picture |
| White House Dinner | Proper wardrobe is required! | Picture |
| Biggest Boobs | Look at this lady with the two biggest boobs in history! | Picture |
| Obama Condoms | For hard times. | Picture |
| Cream of Crap | A new soup to be given away at American soup lines. | Picture |
| Correction | Clearly what was said was taken out of context. | Picture |
| Obama Dolls | Obama supporters are eligible for a free gift! | Picture |
| Pied Piper | Like rats to a river, Obama followers run to a hole. | Picture |
| OBAMA | Every name has a meaning. | Picture |
| Wealth Spread | It's Obama's "Country Crock" if you will. | Picture |