| Title | Description | Type |
|---|
| Tip for Success | It's simple and effective! | Picture |
| Epiphany | Suddenly it just hits you... | Picture |
| Playing Dead | It's easier to do when you don't have to fart. | Video |
| Douche Bag | A true life example. | Picture |
| Classified Ad | Don't be grabbin' asses at Tiki Bob's! | Picture |
| College Showers | If you're going to school in Durham, you might consider living outside the dorms! | Picture |
| Fundies | With these, the party really is in your pants! | Picture |
| Inadequate | Some people buy things to compensate for personal shortcomings. | Picture |
| No Peeing! | If you pee in public they will cut off your nuts! | Picture |
| My Number | It should be this easy for a guy to get a girl's phone number! | Picture |
| Public Humiliation | This is a sure fire way to piss off your girlfriend of wife when you're in public. | Picture |
| Washington D.C. | Nowhere else in the world is there a greater collection of phallic symbols. | Picture |
| Gay Gorilla | Proof you just can't take guys anywhere. | Picture |
| Tool | A nocturnal creature, often found in packs at nightclubs. | Picture |
| Been Laid? | This poor guy sat on the wrong end of the park bench. | Picture |